Kitty in Court!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dorU0Rpmr7E&feature=related You have to read well listning to this! :D
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The Turnabout Cannibal, Part 1

Kitty: I did not kill Emma, even if she is a slut and deserves to burn in hell!

Miles: ... Um, well ... What about the blood on your gloves?

Kitty: Thats ketchup.

Miles: ... Forensics, get in here.

Kitty: *Eats gloves*

Miles:
Did, did you just eat evidence?!

Kitty: MMMh... *Gulp* Ketchupy!

Miles: *Hurls* Well, I suppose I stll have THIS! *Pulls out Emma's heart*
This was found jammed under your floorboards!

Kitty: !!!

Miles: *Smirk*

Kitty: *Eats heart*

Miles:
FUUUUUUUUUU-

Kitty: ^_^

Miles: I have a witness!

Kitty: (FUUUUUU-)

*Kurt walks in*

Kitty: o3o

Miles: Tell us what you saw.

Kurt: Honest, I saw her juggling Emma's heart and singing Mary Had A little Lamb!

Kitty: ;-; Kurty...

Miles: I see. Do you have evidence?

Kurt: *Hands photo*

Miles: WTF AM I LOOKING AT?!

Kitty: ^_^ Kurt, you little photoshopper! *Glares at Kurt with the intense hatred of hell*

Kurt: *Eats photo*

Miles: ...

Kitty: ...

Kurt: ...

Judge: ZZZZZzzzz

Miles: ...I have one last peice of evidence...

Kitty: FUUUUUUU-

Miles: *Pulls out pathetic drawing of Kitty killing Emma*

Judge: Photographic evidence! GUILTY! ZZZZZzzz

Miles: ^-^
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The lesson of the story is the only way to beat Kitty in Court is to forge evidence! :D