Weirdest Thing Ever

Ok my brother showed me this chat thing where its a robot talking to you, no human beiign on the other side, its allready called me a b!#(&% because I outsmarted it. Check one more thing off the bucket list lolz

http://www.cleverbot.com/

i've confused the crap out of it more then once, but it hasn't cussed at me yet.

Yeah I had been messing with it for ahwhile.

I got this...

User: You don't make any sense.


Cleverbot: Don't you know Steen?


User: No, I do not.


Cleverbot: But you know that I am not smart.


User: I did not say that, are you smart?


Cleverbot: You big fibber!

Epic but this might top that

Yes. you can do math much better than me.
I know.
Then please. I've seen enough ALICE clones out there.
Who is ALICE? I've only heard of the ALICE from Alice in Wonderland
We were talking about the president, not a music group.

Bamage...

(AI)Say something that is incoherent.
Can you define incoherent?
No. Can You?
Yes. lacking clarity or organization: not clearly expressed or well thought out, and consequently difficult to understand.
Not really, she's much nicer and I really wish I was with her.

Lol That thing needs to get its bugs worked out.

(me)logic is useful to understand things
Logic is deicide.
define deicide
To make a decision.
Deicide is the killing of a god, goddess, or similar deity
Well yes, as it says at the bottom of the screen, you learn from other people, but you are, in fact, a self writing program.
my definition is correct, you are wrong.
My computer is glitchy.
You are the computer.
Do you ever tell the truth.
yes i do
Well go on then.
you are a computer
No did I make you sad.


(no its not wrong, it thinks im the computer.)

I think this is the most epic win...(sorry for the DP, but its worth it)

(me)no, im just telling you, you are a computer
No you are the computer.
Then close me, i assume you if you try i'll still be here, because you are the computer and i have the program opened.
Yes! I'm a vampire! Fear me! Rawr!
im a werewolf.
We are enemies then, FIGHT! *jumps on werewolf*.
*kills the vampire*
*slams your head into the wall*.
*kills you*
*Dies and goes to unicorn hell*.
*Rips apart the body*
*unplugs you*.
*eats your soul*
(error)
*unplugs you*.
*eats your soul*
*holds up an orb*.
*eats your orb*
*eats your hand*.
*hand regrowns and i eat you*
*hugs enthusiastically*.


... yea.

XD that computer is so wierd

This is funny. Kinda annoying though^^

Me: I'm going to kill you

Bot: I'm scared

Me: You should be

Bot: That's scary, too

Me: The question is how to kill you...


lol I think I scared the poor thing

(sorry for the dp)

Cleverbot: Quiet!
User: STFU B***H.


Cleverbot: :( Sorry, wanna be friends?

User: No, you vampire scum!


Cleverbot: No, no, no. I'm God.